Burnout's breakfast

Two cigarettes and a can of Monster Energy

Joe didn't have time to eat before work so he had his usual burnout's breakfast

by ReachAround1994 December 23, 2023

Bed And Breakfast

When you sleep with a girl and she wakes you around 6am to eat her pussy

Friend: Hey you look tired this morning
Him: I've already had bed and breakfast

by Mineslammer May 27, 2019

Shit In Your Breakfast

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast

'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'

Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.

by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008

Breakfast kiss

Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.

"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."

by Sweet-sticks February 28, 2020

key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.

I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.

by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023

breakfast is served

A phrase referring to a breakfast consisting entirely of pills and a liquid to swallow them because the consumer is possibly sick, fasting and supplementing, or has a drug prescription/addiction/nootropic stack.

Usually taking the form of a captioned picture or

humorous anaphoric reference.

"Hey how was breakfast?"
"You should check my breakfast is served story..."

by 5a4dow March 6, 2023

Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.

Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.

by Candyokid September 2, 2019