Blupkin

Sex with a toilet

Bro i just had the craziest blupkin

by anonymous May 31, 2024

blumkin juice

it is a special concoction of hard alcohol that is clear and looks like water mixed into a empty bottle of the Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop.

Yo pass me that bottle of Blumkin juice I'm trying to get drunk

by Real10374 February 5, 2025

blumkin juice

a concoction of various hard clear water looking alcohol mixed together in a Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop bottle that has been emptied and stored in freezer

yo give me water I'm really thirsty says J Cole

"hands him blumkin juice instead "
yo what is this this taste terrible says J Cole

its blumkin juice says Asher Keddie

by blumkin juice bartender February 6, 2025

Slut Lumpkins

A person who is goofy or stuck up. Becoming a weird person.

John Doe is a slut lumpkins

by McNastey February 9, 2010

Gummy Blumkin

To receive oral sex, from a friends grandmother or any other person who has no teeth, while being on the toilet receiving a blumkin. Also referred to as a gummy blump

While your grandma was cleaning her teeth she gave me an epic gummy blumkin.

by Frantic shan March 6, 2010

Rough Bumpkin

an rough bumpkin is when you get a shit filled condom similar to a rusty trombone and then cover it in grund beef cook it attach to a string and when having sex shove it down her throat and make her swallow it and shit in her eye and give her a mexican hot pocket

Oh man i gave my girl a Rough Bumpkin

by Company 517 May 13, 2011

kuntry blumkin

same as a blumkin... receiving oral pleasures while taking a crap... only difference is the location... kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren't on a working toilet...

sshhhoooo wwweeee... that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us...

by the human tripod July 31, 2012