Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.

Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.

by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024

Baltimore Slamshot

Where someone deuces (poops) themselves and takes there underwear off with the deuce still in and slingshot it at someone’s (hopefully in the face”

I just hit lil marlin with the Baltimore slamshot

by dillyonthabeat May 10, 2024

Batman

Fatherless furry.

"I'm Batman" - Batman

by Perchillywiggle May 10, 2024

babimba

Some shit Brendy says. Idk, ask Jonah (This is not an inside joke).

"Why are you doing this?" said the loser Brendy. "Babimba," said the cool kid Brady.

by Moore Guy May 11, 2024

Batman

To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.

Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.

by BaddDictionary May 21, 2024

bagimi

(pronounced: "ba-jee-mee") Extremely small or short

"I've used this pencil so often, it's been added to my collection of bagimi pencils."

by Ratoncrack June 6, 2024

Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.

Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone

by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024