Apple Orchard

The one table in your house that has more Apple products on it than people living in the house.

Dad: Hey AJ can you grab me my iPad 3?
AJ:Where is it?
Dad: Its in the Apple Orchard, next to the MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPad 2, iPhone, iPod classic, and iPod Touch.
AJ: Ohhhh found it

by Gomer B. August 7, 2012

Kissing the Apple

when sucking on a big fat swollen clittory

i be sucken her kissing the apple and it be find and juicy!

by GFLclittylicker January 25, 2011

Apple-C

a term used in place of "jinx you owe me a soda...!!!"

taken from the key stroke used to "copy" on a mac

somebody shows up

>you: "hey!"
>your friend: "hey"

...(said at the same time)...

>you: "Apple-C!!!!!!"

by Thizz Liz December 16, 2006

corn apple

A corn apple is when a person gets a apple up the ass.

Holy shit, Brent got really drunk and someone shoved a apple up his ass, haha corn apple

by Flammingfury December 19, 2008

backwards apple

You need a mangina. Supposedly, with a mangina, you have a wang and a vag, but the wang is inside you. You reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland. If you keep pulling, your cock will come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass.

Hannah V. gave me the backwards apple.

by Kaiser Wilhelm May 13, 2005

Caramel Apple

A sexual scenario when you shove an apple up a womans bunghole, then shove it in and out repeatedly. you then take the shit covered apple out of the bunghole and proceed to munch on it until the core is left. muy delicioso...

i quietly shoved the apple up carries wide bunghole, she was unsuspecting but ended up enjoying it when we both munched on it for a nice midnight snack. :) Yum! Caramel Apple!

by BungMaster11 November 17, 2011

crap apples

Descrbing something that sucks to go through but has to be done or experienced for a good reason or for the greater good. With "crap" stating that it sucks shit and apples stating that it is for a good cause since apples are good for your health.

Ted: Oh man, I have to finish these reports by 5 o' clock so I can go to the beer carnival on time. Crap apples!

by p_101 March 23, 2005