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I’m 5 minutes away

It means that the person haven’t left the house. Usually still getting ready.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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LMAOs his life away

*Originally LMAO(s) X's life/lives away*
When X start(s) laughing so unbelievably and probably contagiously hard, it's as if X's withering X's own life/lives away with X's laughter.
*From KSI's FIFA 97 video. Start from 7:25*
Deji: "What's the point of even having skill?"
JJ: "Where's my defense? Where's my defense?"
*Deji nutmegs a crouching David Seaman from halfway by total accident*
Deji: *LMAOs his life away*
KSI: "I can't be arsed."
by AshAshTripleA January 9, 2022
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In argument with JARED TO (THE FAGGOT OR FAG) throughout history is the problem.

THE CONCENSUS well , how TOXIC CAN WE GET JARED and not be against that as to truly serve up the TRUTH IN THE WORLD.

Some psycho JEW HATER of this movie , " EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK ?, the movie represented by WOODY ALLEN
EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? presented by a REUBEN SEXOLOGIST fails as both HOMOSEXUALS and not HETEROSEXUALS are the GRAVITY of the problem and how TOXIC it has to get to inform the concensus they are the OVERWHELMING CONCENUS OF PEDOPHILES.

So DR DAVID REUBEN as pay attention another REUBEN SANDWICH at hand is that how does a HOMOSEXUAL get that COCK or PENIS into that ASSHOLE has he has to force it up there as the ASSHOLE does not lubricate like the VAGINA and it hurts plus the FAGGOT wears out and not only that it is SEX AGAINST NATURE as clearly where in EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? shows clearly that these FAGGOTS and their DICKS call themselves GAY and all I met are far from happy so it is shown the hostility off THE INTERNET where ASSAULT AND BATTERY as well as MURDER takes place on the natural vulnerable human body.

This ASSHOLE DEXTER who seemed at first to be problematic anyway with that ADDICTIVE CRUSTAL METH gave CRYSTAL GEYSER WATER to show that the LAST CRY GREY SHITEATER will be the bigotry of showing THIS FAG GUY the book EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX , BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? by having WOOD CLEANER in the shower next to the AXE BODY SOAP presented a real TOXICITY TO IMMEDIATELY CAUSE INSTANT BLINDNESS if applied to SCALP or anywhere else since it contained METHANOL but JEWISH ANAL ALAN elected the SWAGGER BODY RINSE for far more conceited reasons
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 27, 2022
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Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.
I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.
by Bar B Q February 1, 2022
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You're mine always

You're mine always
by Allways Mine December 15, 2021
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Pulling the ball away

Making a promise you have no intention of keeping and yet your victim continuously trusts you to. Originally a gag from the Peanuts comics by Charles Schulz where Lucy van Pelt would encourage Charlie Brown to kick a football she would hold, promising not to pull away and old Chuck always falling for it.
Putin is constantly pulling the ball away with Ukraine over these talks of ceasefire so civilians can evacuate.
by Kanna-Chan March 6, 2022
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A Slap Away

A term often used for not so macho men who demonstrate they may be gay or are too effeminate.
"I swear that dude is a slap away from sucking dick"
by Zombiewriter75 April 2, 2022
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