get your shit off

the act of ejaculating, mostly while having sex or being pleased by a girl, but also by masturbation; the necessity of completing "the task".

"You gotta get your shit off"

by Mike York January 4, 2006

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

by MyManKevin OnTheLedgeAndShit September 27, 2021

i just shit my pants

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for

ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."

by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004

you dont know jack shit

you dont know jack shit a word meaning you know nothing or are too stupid to figure it out

dude whats an electric car

man you dont know jack shit you are too stupid to know what an electric car is unless you get ran over by one

by littlejimmie January 24, 2019

Picking the fly shit out of the pepper

1. The act of being nit-picky to a ridiculous degree.
2. To meticulously analyze minutia.

"They shouldn't be allowed to call their CD 'Unplugged' because, technically, the microphones were plugged in."

"For crying out loud Bob, stop picking the fly shit out of the pepper.

by BKMantova September 4, 2010

PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion)

A condition for individuals who get extremely nervous right before taking an exam or test. The anxiety is so severe that they feel as though they need to run to the bathroom to take a shit before going forth with the exam.

Alex was suffering from PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) before the Physic's final exam.

by Crista&Sasha January 20, 2006

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004