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Water(ing) Hole Politics 

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
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Water Park Flu

The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park
"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."
Water Park Flu by OcularBurns November 22, 2020

Water waldadash 

A type of waldadash that is made of water. It can live in any form of water, anywhere and it is a lower level so it can be avoided easily. (like water bending, ik, sick burn)
A water waldadash can only travel by water and cannot hurt you if you don't have a glass of fucking water you carry on you all the fucking time

Water Balloon 

Where a couple of any sexualities' get a piece of gum, and both ejaculate in it to where it forms a pouch of the couples seamen. After this the couple play a game of rock paper scissors and who ever loses in the game has to chew the gum for the rest of the day with no complaints.
Ex: (Jimmy) Man I've been having this salty taste in my mouth after losing to a game of "Water Balloon" with Jessica
Water Balloon by Nutbutter December 31, 2020

water wig 

A patch of pubic hair on someone's gentiles. The person shaves most of their pubic area and leaves a small patch to show off their adulthood.
Sally has a water wig on her pussy. It looks like a mini bush.
water wig by Fairly odd twat January 5, 2021

water tummy 

When you drink too much water because you're high and your stomach hurts.
Man, that weed made me thirsty and I drank too much and now I have water tummy.
water tummy by Muckdawg24 January 6, 2021

Water my spice garden 

"I have to go water my spice garden."