Pulling a Shinjo

When you're trying everything in your power to NOT have sex.

Girl that has a crush on you:"I've been thinking about you all day haha, I even think about you whenever i'm masturbating LOL. Hey I am single by the way, I split up! Don't even know why :P w-wanna go out sometime?"

Shinjo:"I gotta practice my mario sunshine speedrun. Some other time maybe"

Shinjo later that day:"Guys I am starting to think of a possibility that this girl in my class might want something from me."

Friends:"He's pulling a shinjo again..."

by Sanosai January 23, 2019

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Pull a Bueller

To make yourself absent from an event.

Mike: "Yo man I wanna go to this party but my mom wants me to go to my grandmothers funeral."

Matt: "Dude just pull a Bueller."

by Rudeboiiiiii September 10, 2009

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pull a moini

To complete an audacious act with the utmost confidence.

*After seeing someone budge in front of a huge line up to ask a quick question before realizing there was a line up for people to ask questions.*

Talk about pulling a moini.

*After hearing someone who has not paid for a tour guide, suggest to stand close to that guide to over hear what they are saying .*

Come on, don't pull a moini.

*After going up to someone you don't know to ask if you can try a bite of their food before realizing it may be a bit weird.*

I unintentionally pulled a moini.

by HappyHappyJackolantern May 31, 2018

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