Sad sausage

a flaccid male penis - to hang about loosely

Man I can't get any ladies with this sad sausage in my pants.

by Whistlin' Willy November 19, 2020

ads more like sads :(

no stop doing the fucking ads no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

"Why are there so many ads? ads more like sads :("

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 18, 2024

Sad-ish

Sad-ish is an amazing minecraft player and pulls no people

Sad-ish is so good at minecraft but hes a fucking loser

by A40J August 26, 2022

Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad

Best sentance ever

Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"

by Nethamer October 4, 2020

Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

Luh Sad

A funny, weird, cool, cute guy who tries to stay out the way and chase a bag and fuck hoes. Luh Sad is basically the perfect guy.

Hello Luh sad

by Luh Sad November 19, 2023

Twilight Sad

The melancholy feeling one gets after watching any of The Twilight Saga films, at the devastation that you cannot be a vampire and have Edward Cullen fall in love with you.

Bro 1: "What's wrong bro?"
Bro 2: "I just finished watching Breaking Dawn part two and now I'm Twilight Sad bro"

by supfcker March 20, 2022