Gusset Stain

The secreted white goo left on a woman's underwear upon evaporation of her puss-juice. Normally of a mega stinky nature, it ripens over time like a fine wine.

"Hey Pete, did you see that gusset stain on my old ladies bloomers?"
"I sure did Clemence, an man was it stinky"
"Woo-hooey, hyuck hyuck hyuck"

by Gusset Stain July 12, 2014

Petey poop stains

Mike shane Blaze Fitzgerald

"Petey poop stains "



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by kathhy burker October 8, 2008

Beat Central Station

A spin on the phrase beat street, meaning unwanted or used up, essentially meaning the same thing

Phew, after this long day, my train is pulling into beat central station.

by zanes May 15, 2010

Success Stain

Where you spill a little bitty of alcohol on the floor, carpet, ground, couch... it shows just how successful you are.

GUY 1: Damn I'm so hammered I just spilled half my beer on the carpet, dude!
GUY 2: Don't worry about it man, it's just a success stain!

by blah blah blahhhh February 25, 2008

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

monkey stain

1. The left overs from private moneky joy
2. A person according the same status as the left overs of private moneky joy

Hand's off my car Monkey Stain

by John Howard August 14, 2003

Ear Stain

When you say a cuss word such as fuck, cunt, bitch, etc or an inappropriate phrase that is over heard by a toddler who then repeats it to someone else.

Toddler: Fuck you, daddy!
Dad: What the fuck?! What motherfucker has ear stained you with such language?!
Toddler: You did!
Dad: FUCK YOU NO I DIDN'T I'M GETTING A DIVORCE

by JakAttak May 26, 2009