“A condom, usually filled with Methamphetamines or other home grown narcotics, used as a disciplinary device for when your step wife forgets to bring home sonic for dinner”
“Damn bro, cousin Jane had not one, but two black eyes this morning. Brad must’ve dialed up a La Junta Lead Pipe when she forgot the corn dogs”
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
by sexymommytittiefuck November 11, 2019
by Giovanni M December 17, 2007
Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.
Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.
Step 2: smoke it.
It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.
Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.
Step 2: smoke it.
It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.
Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"
Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
Person 1: "I still don't understand."
Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
Person 1: "I still don't understand."
by Tom March 30, 2005
1) hey girl, wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuk-nasty
2) man with the iron pipe of fuk-nasty, i can drive shit into the ground
2) man with the iron pipe of fuk-nasty, i can drive shit into the ground
by Big Al March 11, 2005
females found only in northern california whos only goal in life is to find males named blake who'll attempt in placing pipes like easter eggs in and around low-income housing tracts so as to increase the availabity of std's in crank whores
misty was sad after some other 'dirty wretched pipe monger' stuffed the pipe the only place she staci could hit it, blakes cum slot!
by dizzgustin January 18, 2007
When someone is fucking pissed and kicks your ass and their shoe gets stuck up your microscopic assholes
Kid 1: Your mom
Kid 2: Im gonna kick your ass!
*Kid 2 kicks Kid 1*
Kid 2: Haha, shoe up da pipe whore!
Kid 1: Owwie!! Do you have any vaseline for this?
Kid 2: Im gonna kick your ass!
*Kid 2 kicks Kid 1*
Kid 2: Haha, shoe up da pipe whore!
Kid 1: Owwie!! Do you have any vaseline for this?
by Shmeego May 06, 2005