Clit-naked

Exactly the same as bollock-naked, but bollocks not included.

I woke up, I was clit-naked, on a table, and there was semen everywhere...

by BDE1987 July 2, 2017

church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

bootyhole naked

When someone is naked to the point where u can see their booty hole

I was in the booty klub last night and they was bootyhole naked

by booty naked July 25, 2017

dog named wyndham

A cute dog that likes to jump on people and doesn’t concert you when you cry. They are small dogs that are annoying and very stupid they always think that there the king and act like they’re the alpha. They always are followed you and will love you until the day you die.

A dog named Wyndham

likes to bark at squirrels and be very annoying, but he’s caring and will do anything for you.

by Julia Lasky December 13, 2017

butt naked

to take off everything of value and give it to the person robbing you. Similar to Break yourself which can be done in conjunction with getting butt naked.

Break yo self fool, get that shit in this bag, butt naked, bitch

by The realest of the fake January 4, 2018

almost naked animal

An almost naked animal is someone who has almost been fully exposed.

Dude we have nearly exposed him for who he truly is. Right now he's an almost naked animal

by Maya Kim June 10, 2018

Bum Named Chuy

A bum that goes to a gym at 4:00am and annoyingly Screams “PARTAAY” . between sets attempts to flirt with girls by telling stories of how he was raped in prison!

Bum Named Chuy is here guys.. let’s make him feel at home and rape him in the sauna!
Bum Names Chuy is a piece of shit!!

by Ran Quick August 22, 2018