Jona

Jona is that boy who makes you feel butterflies in the stomach, a Jona is just a unique, sexy man who cares and love you like no one else, if you found a Jona you must be a really like person.

Jona seems such a gattino today.

by Mav.vnU January 27, 2023

Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina

Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself

by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023

Jonas

Jonas is a beautiful boy with an amazing voice and smile his humor is amazing his hair is blond and black and curly. and I really like him but I don't know if he likes me . but hopefully he will be my valentines - nauds

hey jonas

hi nauds
i have to tell you something
ok what is it
i have a crush

on you
oh well i dont bye bye

oh

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Jonack

A cool person who is shy but definitely funny but annoying

Why are you being so jonack ya little shit

by anonymous February 7, 2023

Jonalex Rios

Da hottest Hispanic alive (does not come with Spanish)

Jonalex Rios is fucking sexy

by Hispanicsproly February 9, 2023

Jonah

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.

Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."

by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023

Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.

Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!

by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023