jerk spot

An are area where one/two people would preform sexual activates.

This is my jerk spot!

by weedKilla1987 April 28, 2010

jercling

Playing sporcle while jerking someone (could be yourself) off.
pronuciation: jerk-o-ling

Roomate A: I'm going to sleep right now, do you need the light?
Roomate B: Nah, I'm good, I'm just jercling

by fenwick 109 January 21, 2011

Jerk-tographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.

Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.

by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011

Jerk test

One who is a jerk but more jerkier.

Jason is being a jerk test today than ever before.

by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011

jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.

As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple

by pipedoc December 19, 2011

Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012