"I love him."
"Jane he treats you like a dochebag!"
"You don't know what you're talking about you're just jelly!"
"Jane he treats you like a dochebag!"
"You don't know what you're talking about you're just jelly!"
by Marisol.R June 13, 2019

1. Concerning the product of a female's menstrual cycle
2. dried up period
3. jelly-like period vs. watery-type period
2. dried up period
3. jelly-like period vs. watery-type period
Jessica: augh, it's my time of the month
Marci: Oh my gawd I'm so sorry... HEY EVERYBODY JESSICA GOT THE JELLY!!!
everyone: ew!
Jessica's Boyfriend: yum
Marci: Oh my gawd I'm so sorry... HEY EVERYBODY JESSICA GOT THE JELLY!!!
everyone: ew!
Jessica's Boyfriend: yum
by fantastico123412351234 November 21, 2011

a replacement for hell yeah
by Daddy NoBrows December 4, 2017

Just before ejaculation you turn your partners asshole inside out so it's blood red and the proceed to cum inside it resulting in the appearance of a freshly bitten jelly doughnut
by Franklinnn_ January 19, 2024

by Great catch August 18, 2014

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018
