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Jesus of suburbia

Jesus of suburbia is a famous song from Green day's American Idiot album. After the huge popularity of the song the word Jesus of suburbia began being used for people relating to the songs lyrics. Being a Jesus of suburbia means feeling all alone, and it's just you and the world against you.
All my friends hate me and my girlfriend dumped my last night, i feel like the jesus of suburbia.
by DookieNookie February 8, 2019
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Jesus Drags

When someone is smoking a ciggarete, and you ask for twos or last drags, they offer you jesus drags. Jesus did not smoke, so they mean they will not save you any.
Roger : Can i have LD's on that rollup?

Dom : I'll save you jesus drags

Roger : Douche
by hateallblacks July 4, 2009
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smoke Jesus

A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.

Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.
by Jxhnny_Gxddamn August 6, 2019
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Jesus queef

The holy queef. The expulsion of holy water from jesus’ pussy.
Oh my that was quite the holy queef. One could say its a jesus queef.
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Tacky Jesus

When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.
"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"
by Itsmanda January 24, 2013
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jesus cut

Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.
I took a jesus cut from th loaf of bread our server brought to our table, forget knives.
by the timio March 17, 2015
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Jesus Feet

When one's feet are super dirty from walking without shoes or socks. Much like Jesus' feet would have been.
"Dude. You have such Jesus feet right now. Clean yourself up, and put on shoes!"
by Steve Primanti August 25, 2014
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