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hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.
Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017
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Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
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Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.
He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.
by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017
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Velvet Hammer

Velvet Hammer

Something you use on your gay lover to give him pleasure.
Scott I really like it when you give me your velvet hammer
by Rfrozy September 2, 2017
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Hammer man

A guy who holds his hard cock like a hammer right before he hammers it in a female like a nail through wood straight nailing her
My boyfriend's got a hammer man and my ass was the nail
by Savy my nigga December 16, 2018
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HAMMER

Meth,crank,dope,speed any stimulant that violates the califonia health and safety code and gets you twacked out and on a good one.
wow cuzin, vroom vroom everybody! fuck yeah...some good fuckin hammer. time to hammer down! gear jammin hammer ta fukk slammin machines.
by Russertafukk December 20, 2018
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Halfway hammered

Halfway hammered - when you are getting hammered. Your unsure if you should drink more at this point. It depends on the situation and the people around you if you are going to drink more or just stay in halfway hammered pocket. You are sober know what your doing and drunk enough to enjoy it..
Man I'm halfway hammered right about now.
by Kompski June 14, 2018
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