Festivus

A rare holiday that combines the traditions of Jews and Christians. They often use a metal pole for their center piece of decoration instead of a christmas tree or lights.

It was once used on Seinfeld.

by Jason June 30, 2004

festa

To bum or suck up 2 another person, as well as interfering or trying to find what some one is up 2.

Your mum festarin, seein what u what up 2 the nite before.
If you festa another person by trying to be their friend.

by wag1 April 14, 2006

Festiesio

A crazy partier or partiers that only goes to the party for crazy sex or raging group orgies, When a father busts in on the party from work look for Raging Butt Sex

There were alot of "festiesio's" at that party las night.

by Ryan Reise February 10, 2008

Fester

One of the most disgusting yet disturbingly erotic stories you'll ever read on the internet. You can usually find it on pastebin.ca or 4chan's /b/, rarely though.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you read that story online called "Fester"?

Guy 2: Yeah, that shit was disgusting! I got a boner, though.

Guy 1: You sick fuck!

by -Ninja_Jesus- July 12, 2009

Festoosh

Some one who does not know what Festoosh means.

My mother is such a Festoosh! She does not know what Festoosh means.

by MagicMoose2 August 20, 2011

Fester

1. A name givin to a Kid whos mom is Known for Molesting Little kids in a hot Tub.
2. Fes..Fes..Fes..FestorIouS

Fester U Faggot! Go molest sumting!

by Daddy March 4, 2003

Festing

The act of hooking up with an unexpected victim on multiple different occasions.

Hey, I've been seeing Maira with The Laminator a lot lately....in bed. Aren't they in the same fraturnaty?

Yeah, they have been festing for at least 2 weeks now.

by Billboard house January 15, 2009