An excessively large, let alone loud exaust on a car, mainly on the so called "rice burners", "ricers" etc. Apparently they figure that the louder one's car sounds, the faster. Also needs a minimum diameter of 6'' or 7''. In the end, as a result, these cars sound like beavers passing gas in the mud.
When I was walking down the street the other day, I heard this ungodly noise, so I turned around to see this "souped" up Import car coming by, and of course, fitted with an extra loud fart cannon. I could only laugh... I always say "Flat 6 internal combustion, accept no substitute. Only by Porsche."
by PORSCHE NUT May 19, 2010
Get the Fart Cannonmug. You walk onto an elevator and it stinks like hell... "Damn, the last person on here either left a ghost fart or crapped their pants"
by Wierd_Ass_Karma May 11, 2014
Get the ghost fartmug. The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.
Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010
Get the fart and dartmug. Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?
No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet
No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet
by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008
Get the farting spidersmug. by TooSick4U November 20, 2009
Get the chunky fartmug. by t33nageanarchist June 21, 2020
Get the Fart kinkmug. Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.
by Name 111 April 11, 2014
Get the fiddle fartingmug.