ghost fart

When you walk into an area that smells like ass, but there's nobody there

You walk onto an elevator and it stinks like hell... "Damn, the last person on here either left a ghost fart or crapped their pants"

by Wierd_Ass_Karma May 11, 2014

fart and dart

The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.

Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.

Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.

by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010

farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

chunky fart

chunky fart: a fart that is much more than just wind; a fart that is actually a shit

Jack had to go home and change his shorts because he blew a chunky fart

by TooSick4U November 20, 2009

Fart kink

When someone wants a girl to sit on their face and let it rip

John has a fart kink

by t33nageanarchist June 21, 2020

Granny Fart

The act of farting unexpectedly while you are in some some sort of strain. Like pushing yourself up from a chair or lifting weights and blowing ass while you do.

"That dude over there on the squat press totally granny farted, I bet he blew out his intestines"

"My grandma just got out of her chair and ripped herself a new asshole with that granny fart"

by ThaKriz September 22, 2009

Slappy Fart

A flatulent so powerful and instense that it vibrates your butt cheeks so hard and causes them to slap together profusely!

Cortney had a case of the slappy farts I knew because i could hear them from across the room!
Kelsey woke up and felt her butt cheeks vibrating and just knew she had the slappy farts!

by wfkelcor December 24, 2010