your dick

The smallest thing that has existed

"Dude, your dick is smaller than an atom"

by FunniNumber69 March 21, 2022

Dick on straight

Whenever you realize you've banged someone, and you don't know why.

This usually occurs whenever you're intoxicated.

Kind of like "head on straight", only sexual.

Dude, why in the world would you fuck Jenna?
I don't know man, I didn't have my dick on straight.

by kneecoal! June 15, 2010

Kazakh dick

The best dick you‘ll ever have in your entire life.

Maria : omg the guy i had last night fucked me so good

Emma : Obviously, with his Kazakh dick.

by KazakhBoy69 March 31, 2021

Dick And Balls

Dick and Balls are the utmost amazing thing to ever cross planet earth if u ever are asked if u like dick and balls you should immediately say yes bc if u do not CallMeCarson will fuck you in the ass

There are multiple names for Dick and balls such as:Penis and Nuts,gun and ammo,twig and berries,shaft and sperm etc.

Ya like Dick and Balls huh
Maybe a little bit of cock??

by dIcKaNdCaRsOn August 20, 2019

Dick Flex

A uprising sport soon to be in the Olympics.

To be a master at the art of dick flex you must practice 3 times a day.

by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015

raw dick

After repeated pounding of a girl over the course of a day your dick becomes raw from so much use.

I fucked Mandy so many times today that I have a raw dick

by WhackPack February 18, 2007

Helicopter Dick

A sexual display wherein a male gyrates his pelvis so that his flaccid penis whirls in a radial manner like the blades of a helicopter. Such a display is often used to impress a female or females before a sexual act.

Jane was uncertain as to whether she would allow John to perform the act of vaginal penetration until he used his helicopter dick maneuver, then she readily succumbed.

by Philosopher Queen July 9, 2011