straight crazy turdfucker 

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

straight crazy turdfucker by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

The Crazy World (TG Group) 

A shithole of toxic, classless, tasteless, mannerless, characterless, uncultured, lifeless high school dropouts doing shits all day who have no idea of what life is or how to live life.

— Hey, she ate poison! She needs to vomit! But she says she can't. What do we do?

— Tell her to join The Crazy World (TG Group) for a minute. She'll die puking.

The Crazy World (TG Group) by The Death Reminder January 2, 2023

bat guano crazy 

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy

- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!

bat guano crazy by el patron himself October 13, 2010

The Year of Going Crazy 

A reference to 2020, the first year of widespread pandemonium and grief across the globe, due to the rolling lockdowns, extreme social isolation and mass death that characterizes the Covid-19 Pandemic.

Nobody can dispute that this has been The Year of Going Crazy!

The Year of Going Crazy by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2021

bat-shit crazy 

Acting in a generally insane manner; Tom Cruise.

When Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah's couch, he proved he was bat-shit crazy.

bat-shit crazy by Lorraine Bates July 30, 2006

don't stick your dick in crazy

Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.

Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.

don't stick your dick in crazy by Seenlord September 12, 2016

cartoon crazy 

This is the kind of crazy (funny or not funny, but not psycho) that you would see in a cartoon, it's over the top and is not your normal everyday 'crazy'.

That girl Lynda from the 'ville is talkin' crazy, I mean it's cartoon crazy.

cartoon crazy by Wuz up Chuck March 18, 2008