Hot Coltrin

The act of defecating in someone’s face while receiving felacio, usually because of extreme intoxication.

After Ryan accidentally gave his girlfriend a Hot Coltrin, he had a hard time getting an erection for quite some time.

by Butch Coleman September 1, 2010

I could be about that

a paul lougee-ism, not fully committing to a proposed idea but not fully excluding yourself from a proposed idea

do you wanna go get ice cream?

yeah i could be about that

by shknowlesy November 26, 2010

you could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

by You could get cuffed June 8, 2018

Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

leon coltheart

Leon Coltheart is a cute guy with a cock as big as his heart he should be a pornstar and he should own a ford courier hurricane with i white tailgate .

oh leon coltheart fuck me i want to call you daddy

oh leon take me into your fake taxi 😉

by his faveroute future wife January 28, 2019

still.....could be worst

a phase from British tv show When something bad happen to you, but someone is way more worse than you get.

Jeremy:I brought this mercedes that have some one‘s public hair on it, but still.....could be worst
Hammond:I can’t believe that someone has been murdered in this car.

by Müthelm März February 15, 2019