Condoschmerz

Literally "condo pain" or "condo weariness," the deep sorrow and psychological pain one feels as one's city becomes destroyed by rapid, ubiquitous luxury condo development. Often results in disorientation.

I got lost in such a fog of condoschmerz while walking through the overdeveloped streets of the gentrified Lower East Side, I couldn't find my way home.

by Jeremiah Moss November 12, 2007

blanket condemnation

The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".

Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

strongly condemn

A figure of speech, commonly used by political figures, to express discontent over an issue. It is often followed by little to no action to address the matter.
Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"

Human Rights Organizations: We strongly condemn acts of human rights violation taking place in China's autonomous regions.
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.

"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."

by eatfoodeveryday September 14, 2021

club condo

Something Jeff Probst once said. It is said no living soul knows what it means, except the great Papa Probst.

You could call it club condo, you could call it whatever you like

by theraresurvivor44fan May 6, 2023

Condomonium

A game in which five condoms are layed out. Before having sex, five guys will choose one that they will use. They can't examine the condom in any way. The loser of this game is the one that had sex with the condom that has a hole in the end. hah get fucked.

After a long night of drinking, me and four of my friends decided we would have a bit of CONDOMONIUM. My friend Trevor was the loser of the game and his girlfriend got pregnant. Get fucked.

by Dirty Sasquatch August 5, 2009

Condo

Condom

"shall we visit my condo in my car?"

by condoboy August 13, 2009

condomints

noun. Condom + Mints = condomints. A play on the word condiment.

condom flavored mints
or
mint flavored condoms

I ate a whole bunch of condomints last night and now I feel sick! :(

by RedDan69 March 22, 2011