Comcentrating

When someone is concentrating very hard on something
computer related

ex. World of Warcraft

COMPUTER + CONCENTRATING = COMCENTRATING !

Nephthys: Why aren't you talking while we quest?
Tashida: I'm comcentrating
Nephthys: Oh you're concentrating on World of Warcraft
Tashida: LOL
Nephthys: WHatt?? Comcentrating = computer + concentrating

by Azivin February 25, 2010

colendulum

Hybrid pendgulum compas thing-a-mer-bober that has circular rings. A glorified sundial. The colendulum's supurb technology can tell you what date it is 4 times a year.

You: Straight ahead is the colendulum, a gift to the University from the Delta Delta Delta sorority.
Me: I heard that if you rub it, it will grant you magical exam passing powers!

by Givinemdabusiness October 21, 2010

Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.

The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.

by tharris October 10, 2012

Comeallong

When you master-bate to the noise of your roommate or neighbor having sex.

I came home late to find Tammy banging her boyfriend, instead of putting on Darkside, I opted for the comeallong.

by bleviegnarr September 3, 2013

cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

by Cementjobguy March 15, 2014

cement sandwich

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.

Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!

by KTitties May 17, 2014

Cement Body

When you're so lit that you cannot move and your body feels like cement.

After we finished that blunt I had cement body for hours.

by ll008 October 22, 2015