The shaky carpenter

A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.

I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.

The shaky carpenter by WDAsplin December 20, 2022

emmi rose carson 

fucking bitch you when you see her you throw up. her dad mathew is a fan of snow and her mom is a teacher. she has one older sister. emmi is the definition of a bitch. walking red flag.

ew she’s so gross. did you see that emmi rose carson??

emmi rose carson by llekdjfjuxhsbw January 29, 2023

Pictures with Carmen 

Pictures taken with a woman, that is at LEAST 3 points above your cosmetic point scale rating (1-10), next to your bed immediately before or following intercourse.

That chick was way too hot for you! If you hit it I want pictures with Carmen.

Pictures with Carmen by ender2664 August 13, 2023

The Billy Carson Effect 

A combination of the Streisand Effect, Mandella Effect and the Dunning-Krueger Effect all rolled into one. When a person is too dumb to admit defeat and they cope so hard it glitches the matrix. Named after the famous crash out of Billy Carson in 2024 which led to everyone making reaction streams to his insane doubling down and denial of reality.

"Dude take your L like a man and move on, you don't wanna invoke The Billy Carson Effect and make it worse."

The Billy Carson Effect by Enslaved by Truth December 13, 2024

pulling A Carmen

When a wife calls a man a bully for knocking her man on his ass for being A Pepe La Puke

“Your a fucking bully, you fucking fat ass!”
“Oh shit everybody she’s Pulling A Carmen because her husband A Pepe La Puke!”

pulling A Carmen by Dadonn February 19, 2025

Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party

You’re sick, or afflicted by an illness.

X: “You’re sick if you enjoy this!”

Y: “Well, call me a Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party!”

Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party by CarpenterTea August 19, 2025

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