Skip to main content

churning the cream 

Self manipulation of the female genitalia with intent to produce orgasm; i.e. female masturbation.
"No, baby, don't poke my sheriff's star...I'd rather be alone, churning the cream."
Related Words

Thick Cream 

A load that is so dense after being produced by at least a 12 inch penis , that it drowns any sized fuggin puss. (See fuggin puss).
Yo i unloaded some fuggin thick cream after watching magic first quarter cover again and making me go up 6 dollars.
Thick Cream by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011

Boston Cream Pie 

A Boston Cream Pie is the action you do while you creampie a woman. And what you do is insult her with a irish/Boston accent and then poor a small bag of coins on her.

"You like that you fookin gobshite?!?"
*poor's coins*
"Dude I gave this Irish girl a Boston Cream Pie and she said it reminded her of her home!"
Boston Cream Pie by King_Maverick November 10, 2021

rough tough cream puff

Catch phrase to that adorable little pink ball of wtf: KIRBY!
Any other definition is clearly ripping that off :)
"He's one rough tough cream puff" - Kirby's Adventure commercial

Sour Cream Sanchez 

When you have a finger-full (usually the index finger) of sour cream and you sneak up on someone and smear it across their upper lip. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but done with sour cream as in the movie Still Waiting.
While we were having nachos I Sour Cream Sanchez'ed my date. He was so pissed he Pirate'd me to get even!

Sour Cream 

An extremely white skinned person
That sour cream is a total herb.
Sour Cream by ballcheesemaster April 9, 2009