Peanut-Butter-Dicked

On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.

I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

peanut butter oogula

An exclamation of pain. Made famous by the 9 year old boy injured on a teeter-totter in a classic YouTube video when he continues to hold on to the handlebars after a failed attempt to launch him into the air by his High School-aged brother. He actually screams and says, "I want my momma!" but it sounds like "peanut butter oogula!"

Injury. Scream. Exclamation: "peanut butter oogula!"

by Charleroi5 June 22, 2011

Efficient Butter

The term used when somebody efficiently orders an item or food product, sometimes used when somebody performs another action efficiently however this is wrong.

Jim: Hey wanna order some chinese

Fred: Already done, i read your mind

Jim: You are the definition of efficient butter

Fred: Haha, cheers mate

by Madman248 July 14, 2011

Peanut Butter Hot Dog

When a man slides his dick between a girl's ass cheeks as she poops.

Man: I want to try something new to spice up our sex life.

Woman: What about a peanut butter hot dog?
Man:...I knew I married you for a reason.

by Klaus the Omnienthusiast August 31, 2013

Peanut Butter Cups

When you smear peanut butter on your genitals, have sex and then proceed to 69 with your partner.

Damn BRUH, this girl was a freak, she gave me peanut butter cups and everything.

by Antidot3 August 11, 2019

crunchy peanut butter

The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind

Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society

by AgarPughead September 28, 2020

I can't believe its not butter face

A girl who is so ugly you can't bare to look at her. But her face is actually not that bad.

Rob "Yo check out that huge b*tch"

Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"

Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"

by Daga Jobin August 4, 2010