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lock bumpers 

get so close... that the only thing gettin between me and the car ahead... is exhaust gas
When someone is trying to cut me off on the freeway and I'm in my old truck, I just lock bumpers and sqeeze 'em out.
lock bumpers by Tim Prince September 12, 2008
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Boogie Bumper

The coolest shadow on the internet humorously ridiculing politicians and fake news.
I can't wait to laugh with Boogie Bumper tonight on The Daily Boogie on YouTube and Periscope!

pudgy bumpkin 

so basically its a pudgy bumpkin and you can be so pudgy with it and as much as a bumpkin as possible. and if you want to be a little pudgy and a teensie bumpkin thats ok too
OMGOODNESS YOU ARE THE MOST NONIEST PUDGY BUMPKIN EVER.
pudgy bumpkin by pudgy bumpkin April 30, 2021

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

douche bumps 

The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."
Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.
douche bumps by Unflappable May 17, 2006

clam bumper

"Gee, I never would've guessed that Rosie O'Donnell was a clam bumper.", he said sarcastically.
clam bumper by Mike Stander August 1, 2003