Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator

I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary

by bearlmfao December 11, 2023

blind hate

A kind of hate towards a person/a group of people that comes from stereotypes about personal preferences rather than the person’s actual personality or actions.

Person 1: F*cking hell. I hate RosyClozy so much.
Person 2: Why do you hate her? She actually makes really good and entertaining videos, and she’s never had any real controversies. You can check out her channel and take a look.
Person 1: She’s a goddamn GachaTuber. That’s f*cking cringe.
Person 2: Is that the only reason you hate her? That doesn’t seem enough to support your opinion.
Person 1: I don’t care if she makes good stuff. As long as she remains being one, I. Still. Hate. Her.
Person 2: Good luck with your **blind hate**, asshole. Sure, you may have a father, but your behavior says the otherwise.

by An Unpopular Gacha Kid January 6, 2024

blind abe

When you ejaculate in your partners eyes and then push it in further.

I gave that bitch a Blind Abe and she can't find her way home now.

by 153tgrjw February 6, 2024

blindada

A blindada is an armored car that narcos in mexico use so when they fight with other rivals their car can't be damaged by bullets and grenades.

The sinaloa cartel is always seen driving in a blindada on the streets of mexico.

by Bl4nco_ 49 February 9, 2024

blindricky

A blind Ricky occurs when a co worker offers you a breakfast burrito that causes you to become extremely lethargic and soon paralyzed.

When Steven ate the breakfast burrito that Robert offered him he suddenly got really tired and couldn’t move his arms or legs. Soon after eating Steven woke up in roberts jeep very confused and said “Robert did you give me a blindricky again?”

by Brother Christopher March 2, 2024

Blind buy

To impulsively purchase an item that you've yet to try/experience with the hopes that it turns out for the best. (Generally something that's received a bit of hype).

Sauvage Dior was a blind buy for me, but I ended up liking it.

by Emerald City March 7, 2024

blind kudos

When you scroll through strava and just give kudos without even checking out their actual activity.

Jack: hey have you been running lately?
Jane: havent you been kudo’ing my strava?

Jack: oh. I’ve just blind kudos when I scroll through Strava. I actually don’t know if it’s a run or what activity you’re doing.

by Mom4running March 26, 2024