Beachin'

To be so high that you lay back and moan like a beached whale.

Man, we shouldn't brought Roman to smoke this blunt, he's totally beachin' right now.

by Kanak92 October 15, 2010

Beached

When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being
Baked

guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"
guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"

by ParasiticVampyric March 3, 2009

beach monkey

an individual who works on the beach as a lifeguard or other public service jobs.

I was hungover after last night so I had my beach monkey set up my chairs and umbrellas for me today.

by babalang October 15, 2018

beatchyaday

word short for "beat your ass"

April: Fito, your feegit!
Fito: If don't shut up, I'll beatchyaday!

by Seth (Fito) February 21, 2007

Beached whale

a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.

wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.

by ad991223 November 17, 2009

Venice beach franco

When you steal hambugers from an old lady and eat them behind a dumpster

I had no money to eat last night,so I pulled a venice beach franco.

by passat1981 January 18, 2009

beach ass-view

On the beach, when (normally) a girl (usually hot), wants to seduce or just pleasure a guy on the beach laying on a towel, she walks up to him and says "your towel is twisted, lemme fix that." She then proceeds to straddle his head and squat down so his head is directly under her ass and she pulls on the towel near the swim trunks area to slightly pull down the swim trunks, providing a double sensation.

If the girl is REALLY hot, or the guy is seen getting a boner/liking it, the girl can touch her ass to his face.

This is normally done with the girl in a bathing suit, often a bikini.

Dude, this insanely hot girl in a bikini gave me a beach ass-view today! She sat on my face!

by viewedabeachass June 6, 2010