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fort meyers beach

A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.
going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.
by Donn1980 November 12, 2017
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beach

an area of sand or rocks next to the sea
We spent a week by the sea, lying around on the beach.
We had a romantic walk along the beach.
by vladimir trump February 19, 2024
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Fur Beach

When one finds him or herself going to a beach in hope of finding a hairy lover
Grab your sun tan lotion, we're going to fur beach!
by Ptak38 December 15, 2010
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Spinning Beach Ball of Death

The rainbow-colored beach ball/pinwheel that pops up whenever you force-close an app or your mac is slow.
Guy1: I got the spinning beach ball of death again
Guy2: So? Who cares?
by fakename06 December 28, 2018
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Beached Whale

by Liight October 28, 2008
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sun of the beach

a slightly altered way of speaking 'son of the bitch'. Or probably just a scene involving the sun and the beach.
Mate 1: woah, look at that! sun of the beach! a pretty scene!
Mate 2: nah it ain't, you sun of the beach.
by Barnacl437 November 1, 2023
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more beach days

All I want for Christmas is more beach days
by Muff8907 December 22, 2021
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