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big ass trees

phrase used by Levi Ackerman because he was done with Eren Jaeger's bull shit screamfest in the woods so he took it upon drastic measures to give him a life lesson on nature
" Hey Eren, take a look at these big ass trees" -Levi
by Bitch Ass Fedora March 6, 2017
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Alaska Christmas Tree

An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.
So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.
by Finbarre June 12, 2021
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Michigan fecal tree

The act of pounding a relatives dirt star when they intensely shit all over your chink stomper. Then you proceed to use your dookie pie to paint a fecal tree on your relatives back after they’ve gone to bed, giving them a surprise in the morning.
“Just gave my brother a Michigan fecal tree last night”.
by BigJcote February 20, 2022
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Slippery Palm Tree

1) a hand job using lubricant

2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen
1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree

2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon
by flappinganus69 June 2, 2013
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tree stump lumberjack

Somebody who goes around trying to cut down to size people who are already as low as they can get
Did you hear Rick today? He was telling that homeless dude that his pants went out of style 10 years ago.

Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack
by Ed Gein Number Nine December 24, 2010
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Green Tree Frog

The act of throwing up onto your sexual partner (usually female), causing them to hop off of your tree like penis as if they were a frog
Did you hear, that girl got Green Tree Frogged the other night, the spew still isn't out of her hair
by GTF Lover August 24, 2017
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tony sparks trees

Up and coming young rapper. Enjoys teabagging and reach arounds.
There goes tony sparks trees again talkin bout the new world order.
by Alex_Jones May 25, 2009
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