shelby is a tree puncher. ..
by pigay March 25, 2011
An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.
So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.
by Finbarre June 12, 2021
Did you hear Rick today? He was telling that homeless dude that his pants went out of style 10 years ago.
Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack
Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack
by Ed Gein Number Nine December 24, 2010
The largest Indian ghetto in America. Mostly middle and lower income town where everyone either works in Middlesex county, Jersey City, or Manhattan. The East coast version of Fremont, CA, but wayyy poorer and way more hectic.
Everyone here's parents used to live in Jersey City and then they moved to Edison for overrated schools
White flight is rampant over here and Indian, Hispanic, and Black populations are seeing growth.
Everyone here's parents used to live in Jersey City and then they moved to Edison for overrated schools
White flight is rampant over here and Indian, Hispanic, and Black populations are seeing growth.
Indian guy: Where should I move in America?
Guy from Edison: Come to Edison, legit everyone's Indian and its hella cheap. You can also get cheap groceries on Oak Tree Road
Indian guy: Cheap groceries? Booking my flight!
Guy from Edison: Come to Edison, legit everyone's Indian and its hella cheap. You can also get cheap groceries on Oak Tree Road
Indian guy: Cheap groceries? Booking my flight!
by nj brown boi November 09, 2019
The act of pounding a relatives dirt star when they intensely shit all over your chink stomper. Then you proceed to use your dookie pie to paint a fecal tree on your relatives back after they’ve gone to bed, giving them a surprise in the morning.
by BigJcote February 21, 2022
by Alex_Jones May 26, 2009
One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.
Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..."
Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."
Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."
by el chunkster January 02, 2017