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touchhole 

A dialect word from extreme western Massachusetts and upstate New York, prevalent mostly among those born between 1935 and 1955. Seems to defy definition, but having the same weight as such words as "asshole", "cocksucker", "motherfucker", perhaps even a bit more derogatory.
"Yewwww touchhole"
"This touchhole walked in and started fucking with me for no goddamn reason."
touchhole by Travis Hodgdon August 26, 2008
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Tommy Tough Nuts 

A person who thinks they are a tough individual while they are nor.
For example, a person who is telling a story that does not sound real or is an exaggeration, might be called Tommy Tough Nuts.
Tommy Tough Nuts by jay August 22, 2004

Norwegian Torchblower 

Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.
Charlie got arrested for pulling off a Norwegian torchblower.

Touchstone 

Person of importance. Significant other. Your constant, the person who completes you and makes you whole. A true friend without critisms and judgements, who loves you unconditionally.
Sterling is my Touchstone.
Only friends can be equals, touchstone:)
Touchstone by Bella January 13, 2004
A person who trys to get something out of others for nothing in return; pimp
"Dude, Look at you with your ho's, you're such a toucha"
Toucha by Emzza January 14, 2009

Teuchter 

Originally meaing someone from the Highlands of Scotland, the word has become bastardised over the years with the definition becoming more and more loose.

An actual teuchter: someone from the Highlands
A teuchter in Aberdeen: someone from the countryside
A teuchter in Dundee: someone from Aberdeen
A teuchter in Edinburgh: someone from the north
A teuchter in Glasgow: someone from literally anywhere other than Glasgow
"I'm from Edinburgh"

Weegie: "haaawwww yer a teuchter man!"
Teuchter by purefanny565 January 12, 2021

safety torch 

a torch used for protection against monsters
OMG theres a monster!! Grab the safety torch!
safety torch by tobybuscus December 18, 2011