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Touchception

When the NFL is to cheap to pay experienced/established NFL refs more money, so they hire high school referees to officiate their games for 1/10 of the cost. So what does the nation see on Monday Night Football to end the game? A TOUCHCEPTION.
ESPN announcer: "Last play of the game. Here comes the hail mary by Russell Wilson. He throws it up.....CAUGHT! NO! INTERCEPTED!...NO!...it's a TOUCHCEPTION??"

Ref#1: "Did you see that? Yes we agree.....INTERCEPTION"

Ref #2: "Yes i seen it. Yes I agree....TOUCHDOWN"
by c-dogg72 September 25, 2012
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Tonch

n. a tincture, often referring to tinctures with cannabis.

v. to administer a tincture, as in, to tonch, tonching, tonched.
Man, that's some pretty strong tonch.
People, I'm tonched from tonching the tonch.
by natnatlovespandas November 21, 2016
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touching cloth

when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact.
-"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today".
-"really egbert why is that".
-well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.
-oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.
-quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort.
-i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.
-never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown.
-oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.
-dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.
by gallipoli December 12, 2004
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Touche my dinker

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.
Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?
by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009
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Touchfest

An intense display of all over touching, fondling, or groping in an obsessive manner.
"This couple had a touchfest right in the middle of McDonald's today!"
by Created4mStardust April 14, 2010
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toucher club

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from
Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."
by Shoogy November 9, 2015
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Toucher

A person who touches (Could be sexual)
Ex: "yeah man, father jeff is definitely a toucher"
by Dr.Ben December 29, 2018
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