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thighbruiser

A male hottie with sharp hip bones who leaves little tiny round bruises on a girl's thigh while pounding her sideways.
Jean: "Girrrrrl, I met this guy last nite!"
Pen: "Oh yea? Hows he look?"
Jean: "Oh you know, dark hair, bout 6', a real thighbruiser!"
thighbruiser by Queen Jean September 3, 2005
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Thigh aches 

Strong secretive sexual attraction that gives such severe blue balls that your thighs ache
OMG Paul has the serious thigh aches for Dara
Thigh aches by Badass Shark January 16, 2019

gravy thigh 

extremely large thighs that look as if they are filled with gravy.
that bitch is so fat you break her leg and gravy falls out, she's got gravy thighs
gravy thigh by bryanandjamiexo April 26, 2009

twang-thang 

rockin' out
chillen
kicking ass
being awesome
mackin'
hey what's up?
nothing, just doing my twang-thang
twang-thang by frenchIV April 18, 2010

Thigh High Socks 

Socks that go past the knee, and reach up to the thigh. Sometimes used as a term for thigh high stockings, which are thinner amd sheerer fabric. Thigh highs are worn with skirts and shorts, often with converse or knee boots. Thigh highs are considered sexy, as they often reveal only a portion of the leg. Not to be worn by people who can't brave knee socks.
Guy 1: Damn, did you see Stacy today?

Guy 2: No. What about her

Guy 1: She wore these white socks. They were up to her thigh, and she had these short shorts, and it was HOT.

Guy 2: Thigh high socks? I gotta see that.

Miss Thang 

A girl or woman with her own sense of style, a sassy, spunky attitude and confidence to spare.
She is lively bold and full of spirit. She has “presence.”

Courageous, determined and not afraid to speak her mind or stand up for others when they are being abused or bullied.

Used to show you admire someone deeply for their attitude, whether you agree with it or not.

May apply to gay men as well as girls/women.
Then, Miss Thang here, struts over in her 6” Louboutins, looks them “Proud Boys” up & down, says, “Sorry, BOYS, we only serve women & MEN here, guess it’s time for you to go” then laughs out loud as she turns her back on them & raises her glass to the rest of the room.
Miss Thang by Monequita October 12, 2020