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nut god

A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races
Tiffany: My man is a nut god
Brescia: For real?
Tiffany: Yeah he nutted 3 times and it was alot
by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018
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Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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nut show

Similar to the term 'freak show' or 'shit show' this is a way to describe ones life or a situation as being chaotic, crazy and unpredictable, but also a hot mess. Is also associated with the word 'nuts' meaning crazy.
'My love life is a complete nut show!'
by Nutshow September 6, 2016
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Nut Gut

The unsettling feeling in your stomach after swallowing a load of semen.
Bro, I let my girl stay at her ex's last night and she's been puking all day. I think she has Nut Gut.
by munchdatbeaver_ August 13, 2021
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Nut Crumper

1. A person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. This person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your balls to make you do things.

2. A breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.
1. My dad yelled at me all day to finish my school project so I think he is such a Nut Crumper.

2. Did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his balls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?
by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008
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nut drip

wen u wear long johns den all the sweat from ya shaft 2 ya gooch meets together @ ya macaroons
man I got sum serious nut drip my guy
by rrudago December 7, 2016
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Power nut

When u bus a fat fuckin nut and she keeps succin... but this time u bus 5 gallons worth of nut...
“Babe im finished... babe stop.... STOP... SToP.... BITCH STOP IM GONNA POWER NUT!!”
by Ihavegunga59 July 17, 2019
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