kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!

“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

by helonat0 October 2, 2021

Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.

Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect

by anonymous October 8, 2021

player

a man who flirts with multiple people at once and the second he gets one wrapped around his finger, he ditches them. he says “it’s all a joke”

omg!! martin is such a player!! he’s flirting with 4 different girls!!

by plsleavemetfalone October 13, 2021

joiner player

Computer controlled players in a video game, possibly can be taken over by a human player

Are you playing with a real person? No it's a joiner player

by jimtendo2013 October 15, 2021

Paladin player

Basically neantherdal

stupid

dumb
mentally ill

Person1:gosh mike said how he thinks this song sucks
Person2:don't worry he's a paladin player

by Ihatepaladins July 25, 2021

Crying softball player

Something you don't see often, like a smiling runner.

The crying softball player showed people that there is crying in baseball and softball, it's just not common or popular.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Player

Guy how has everything he wants but gets cold feet so leaves you for a crackhead. Then proceeded to tell send crackhead he loves her but has opened admires he’s using her to get over you.

“You can try your hardest to break us up but I’m not going anywhere soon or at all” RED FLAGGS RED FLAGGS PLAYER ALERT

by MessyTok July 29, 2021