Internet Truth

Internet Truth = Lies. Internet Truth is all the BS people expect you to believe, but you hear so much of it you never know who to believe.

Chatroom guy 1: Hey I make 60,000 dollars a year and I drive a 2008 corvette.
Chatroom guy 2: Are you telling me the Internet Truth?

by kevmar October 16, 2007

internet boy

Chuy ugly ass

Hangin' out with that internet boy later.

by fatguy707 January 21, 2018

internet noob

Someone new to the internet and instant messengers etc who tries to fit in with all the veterans.

Anyone who says lol is a total internet noob.

by lunchbox March 1, 2005

Internet Whore

A person that usues common abbreviations or acroynyms to describe feelings on the internet. They also use bad punctuation and grammar.

Usually used in chat rooms and can contain such phrases as; lol, omg, lmao, rotflmao, xoxo, jp, jk,<3 etc..

Lol, you are so funny, OMG! Your an internet whore.

by Conservative Billy May 10, 2004

internet cafe

a cafe(thats wat they say) run by aZn folk, crammed full of computers connnected 2gether (lan), so counterstrike-obsessed aZnS can waste all day playing w/their mice 2gether, while a fob plays Everquest in the corner.

Ex:

aZn: want to go to an internet cafe and hav a CS marathon?
ME: id rather watch grass grow

by pascaL July 24, 2004

internet lingo

anagrams on the internet/aim for lazy typers.

example of internet lingo:
jane; "omg! tyler totally slipped on that banana peel today and practically broke his ass!"
john; "lol! omg! r u serious?"

omg = oh my god
lol = laugh out loud
wtf = what the fuck
wth = what the hell
rofl = rolling on floor laughing
lmao = laughing my ass off
ttyl = talk to you later
imho = in my humble opinion
idk = i don't know
idc = i don't care
idr = i don't remember
jk = just kidding
r = are
u = you
...and so on

by scarlet :] April 5, 2008

internet letter

An “internet letter” is a colloquial term commonly used by the elderly when referring to an email. This term makes more sense to people who are unfamiliar with such new-fandangled technologies because the only thing an email really compares to: the traditional written letter. This term is not solely limited to use by the elderly; it can be used by anyone unfamiliar with email, such as those from the third-world, and those from extremely rural parts of the U.S.

My grandson just got me one of them personal computers with the internets already on there. Now, I can send internet letters to all my grandkids.

by Matt Geiger March 15, 2008