Skip to main content

Stupid Student Syndrome

Also known as the "Summer Vacation" S.S.S. is commonly found in young students whom normally perform well beyond a 4.0 GPA avg are intellectually degraded from an awesome summer. The beginning of the school year is when the syndrome is truly spread out, but there have been confirmations that "Spring Break" is another vulnerable time to catch S.S.S.

Commonly students are diagnosed with the following:
1) Inability to write properly
2) Disorganized lifestyle
3) Crying/Whining about learning
4) In-Coherency
5) Coming late to class
Anton: Hey Frank! What a crazy ass summer break we had huh? Too bad school starts tomorrow :(

Frank: Yeah I know right? I'll never forget summer 2010. We should go back to Lori's house soon. Do you remember the address 'cause I forgot my True Religion jeans there. :P

Anton: OK OK I'll write it down for ya. I'll have to find my pen it's somewhere in a cluttered pile of crap inside my bag.
(Anton tries to write the address, but he seems to be writing scribbles.)

Frank: Whoa wtf? You're writing's so messy man, is there something wrong with you or what? I say stop wackin off. lulz

Anton: What? Say that again?! Ms. Jansen already yelled at me twice this morning for coming in late then she yelled at me even louder for not paying attention at some instructions for our yearbook project.

Frank: Ohhh...jeezzz. You are messed up today. You think you have....
(Principal walks in with an eye popping out staring at Anton and Frank in a seemingly awkward manner)

Principal: STUPID STUDENT SYNDROME! (LEEEROOOYYY JEEENKKINS! style)
by Pat_MeGron September 8, 2010
mugGet the Stupid Student Syndrome mug.

stupid titty which

someone with superiorly small tits
WOW, that bitch carly is a stupid titty which. if only she some boobs to go with that ass
by chuckijeeeezonme January 21, 2011
mugGet the stupid titty which mug.

stupid tech

A moron that works on cars, usually at a dealership that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.
The stupid tech said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio
by estebansux September 30, 2011
mugGet the stupid tech mug.

stupid hooked

To become smitten with someone. A hard crush. Someone you might be falling in love with. An intense infatuation for someone. Dumb in love.
I am so into this girl, she got me stupid hooked!
by kdawggg79 December 28, 2011
mugGet the stupid hooked mug.

Stupid 8

This is the alternative name for the hotel chain Super 8.
I decided to stay at the Stupid 8 because it was cheap and close to the interstate.
by New English January 9, 2012
mugGet the Stupid 8 mug.

Stupiderness

The act of making something more stupider than previous, as in a level of stupiderness or moronicism.
The movie Salt exceeded the tolerance level of stupiderness.
by Fourman January 3, 2013
mugGet the Stupiderness mug.

Stupid morionic fuck

Someone that is so stupid that the word stupid doesnt even describe how stupid a person is.
Adrian is a stupid morionic fuck.
by Ash love September 4, 2016
mugGet the Stupid morionic fuck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email