by thehamisdone October 1, 2016
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Get the penguin sledding mug.I met this chick last night and lost my soldier! She had no idea but will know in a month. Gave her a lost soldier.
by Darryl Tolbert June 2, 2017
Get the lost soldier mug.That one freshman that everybody assumes is special because he acts weird all the time. Probably a meme page admin, therefore, suicidal. Why hasnt he killed himself yet you may ask? Spite. He wants to make everyone else around him incredibly suicidal as well. He will only end it all when he watches the world burn. With all the candles and flowers taken to cemeteries to mourn everyone that Christopher Sledzianowski pushed too far. And on their graves shall read "Cause of Death: Autism"
Person 1:Whos Christopher Sledzianowski?
Person 2:Hes that autismo that walks like a crab.
Person 1:Didnt he murder someone?
Person 2:No he just led them to suicide.
Person 2:Hes that autismo that walks like a crab.
Person 1:Didnt he murder someone?
Person 2:No he just led them to suicide.
by AutismoRex June 12, 2017
Get the christopher sledzianowski mug.The act of using a food tray at a fast food restaurant (McDonald's or Burger King) to slide down on the play area slide as fast as you can.
*while eating at McDonald's* "Hey where did mark go?" "I saw him go bob sledding at the play area slides and after that he bailed."
by FALCON3V July 26, 2017
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Get the Rogue Soldier mug.A sexual position, modified from the conventional "sledgehammer."
A man will throw the woman's legs over his shoulders, and roll her backwards onto her shoulders so that he is thrusting down with his body perpendicular to the woman's and parallel with the ground.
The balance required for such a feat, combined with the transcendant relaxation state experienced by the woman, is reminiscent of that of a Tibetan Monk.
A man will throw the woman's legs over his shoulders, and roll her backwards onto her shoulders so that he is thrusting down with his body perpendicular to the woman's and parallel with the ground.
The balance required for such a feat, combined with the transcendant relaxation state experienced by the woman, is reminiscent of that of a Tibetan Monk.
by Alfred Cock November 24, 2017
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