Spoons

British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,

Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”

by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018

Spoon

To Murderer Horribly Slowly with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Girl walks into the room and is hit on the knuckles by her friends who have all acquired spoons.

Not EVER to be confused with 'spooning'

youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

by spooningsally November 24, 2010

In Spoon

The state of mind the morning after a heavy night when you feel perfectly healthy except for a vague sense of unreality and confusion

I was partying last night, doing shots of absinthe and then back to a guys house smoking until 5am. I don't feel at all hungover, but I'm definitely in spoon.

by Maf_C April 12, 2009

ground spoon

A term used instead of the word shovel because it’s 1 am and your brain isn’t working properly

person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop

person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon

by thaankspete October 14, 2017

lemon spoon

when someone pinches your butthole

dude she just lemon spooned me

by xsleepyz December 16, 2022

a spoon in a glass of water

An exclamation showing one’s dislike for food photos.

I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!

by megan11000 March 12, 2021

raining boots and spoons

To rain eally hard as if being stepped on by many boots or hit with many spoons.

Its raining boots and spoons out here today.

by Boots24601 September 7, 2022