by No Name (qwertyuiopoiuytrewq) November 06, 2011
People who throw up 5 fingers in a picture are known to get a lot of Pussy and are very successful in life
by Lighter fuel April 04, 2022
The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although neither are necessarily always true).
"It's only half past 12, but I don't care...It's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett ("It's 5:00 somewhere")
Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."
Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."
by Nick D October 13, 2003
Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.
by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2008
A soup made from bull testicles and/or penises. It is called 'soup number 5' because some restaurant owners are concerned that listing bull ball soup in their menus might spoil the appetites of their patrons. Soups numbered 1 - 4 are chicken, beef, pork, and fish.
by bugeater July 11, 2013
A female that has sex for $5. During the crack epidemic women addicts would sell sex for as little as $5, hence the name $5 dollar hoe(whore). Later the term was use for any female that has sex for little money or cheap gifts.
by mrstevens70 March 22, 2014
5 am gang is a group of people who like to pull all nighters for fun. It consists of 7 unique members:
Osama is the smart kid, a simp but still enjoys life, sensitive at times but has nice hair, a good personality & is usually funny. Does impressions too.
Layan is a ghetto character who you wouldn’t expect to be ghetto. She’s excellent in meme-making & is quite funny + skilled with a couple of accents which r hilarious.
Reya is a mixed character. A hot swede that can be rly funny but also deep & serious. Pissed off easily but helpful n trustworthy. Playboi Carti addict & gamer girl. She’s someone u would wanna keep as a close friend.
Barahmeh is also a mixed character, he’s a clown. Funny but also an absolute douche. He acts very openly gay but is straight. Will hook u up with girls & sometimes has breakdowns on fortnite w reya. He’s a g tho, keep him close.
Hesham is a good man. He plays the role of a kind mother who cares abt her religion & her children (the gang) Owns has a beautiful beard at age 14 that men would cry for. He’s rly chill & very trustworthy too. A real one.
Yusuf isn’t your average ni**a. He’s rly weird. He also thinks he’s funny & comes once a blue moon bc he thinks we’re too cringe for him. He’s also a crip & dat ain’t coo with layan. Still a meme doe.
& then there’s Amanya. Kinda unknown but she’s rich af (billionaire dad) Has a dirty sense of humor, involving sex jokes. She texts once every 3 months & is usually chilling in India.
Osama is the smart kid, a simp but still enjoys life, sensitive at times but has nice hair, a good personality & is usually funny. Does impressions too.
Layan is a ghetto character who you wouldn’t expect to be ghetto. She’s excellent in meme-making & is quite funny + skilled with a couple of accents which r hilarious.
Reya is a mixed character. A hot swede that can be rly funny but also deep & serious. Pissed off easily but helpful n trustworthy. Playboi Carti addict & gamer girl. She’s someone u would wanna keep as a close friend.
Barahmeh is also a mixed character, he’s a clown. Funny but also an absolute douche. He acts very openly gay but is straight. Will hook u up with girls & sometimes has breakdowns on fortnite w reya. He’s a g tho, keep him close.
Hesham is a good man. He plays the role of a kind mother who cares abt her religion & her children (the gang) Owns has a beautiful beard at age 14 that men would cry for. He’s rly chill & very trustworthy too. A real one.
Yusuf isn’t your average ni**a. He’s rly weird. He also thinks he’s funny & comes once a blue moon bc he thinks we’re too cringe for him. He’s also a crip & dat ain’t coo with layan. Still a meme doe.
& then there’s Amanya. Kinda unknown but she’s rich af (billionaire dad) Has a dirty sense of humor, involving sex jokes. She texts once every 3 months & is usually chilling in India.
by xxxtentaktoon December 24, 2019