I was at the doctors when he asked me to bend over. He then inserted his finger into my anus. It took me by surprise leaving me wanting to find something to say. Suddenly, moon river sprang to mind so I sang it.
by Dentaljohn January 18, 2017
Get the Moon rivermug. When 7 guys masturbate in a circle on a full moon on a female having her period and when they finish on her face, she eats all of their penises
by Full moon massacre September 23, 2014
Get the Full moon massacremug. by Apples from alex December 16, 2020
Get the every blue moonmug. When your playing basketball and the ball handler pulls down his pants to moon the defender with his sweaty ass than while the defender is distracted, pants still down, that beast turns around and drains a three point hook shot to win the game
by Big dick pat July 28, 2014
Get the Sweaty moon shotmug. by Shiine-1 April 3, 2022
Get the Sailor Moon Cricketmug. When a man takes a pair of work boots and puts them in the freezer for two weeks. After he does that he puts them on and shoves his foot up a girls ass hole.
by Frogger LaCorte November 27, 2007
Get the frozen moon bootsmug. An extremely white ass.
by WWJD? July 6, 2007
Get the bright side of the moonmug.