oiled

when someone falls for a tweet made by satire twitter/x account conor d. oil

conor d. oil: *joke tweet*
person qrting who doesnt know who he is: “what the fuck”
reply section: OILED

by objectshowzz March 3, 2026

Oilicate

Medicating with essential oils

I'm calmer when I oilicate

by Miss Meds March 13, 2026

Oiling up

When ur boutta go out to a diddy func and u need to look good for the lil shyts so u beat ur face w a pound of makeup that only looks good in 1% lighting and looks like Helen Keller wrote her “book” in braille in natural lighting.

Anna: “yo i flowkirkenuinely need to start oiling up for the frat party”
Mackenzie: “same, how many bottles of foundation u need?”

by Smellyslimeball March 26, 2026

Oilblood

Slur against robots.
Comes from machines historically needing oil to operate via fuel or lubrication.
Can be used as either a noun or adjective.

James: "I ain' letting MY daughter dating one of those steelskin oilblood clankers."
Tiffany: "But daddy-"
Binary Bob: "beep boop"

by Seacole August 4, 2025

Oilcel

Oilcel: a cringe obsession with fossil fuel powered things like ICE cars, coal, etc. Opposite: solarpunk.

Oilcels love rolling coal and destroying the future. Like incels they tend to be angry, alone, and unbearable.

by Solarchad13 October 14, 2025

Oily Anchovy

When a woman wipes the wrong way

She went back to front, now she got that oily anchovy.

by Trashyraccoon October 16, 2025

New Oilyans

The newest concept in New Orleans culture. Thanks to the oil spill courtesy of British Petroleum and the always on top of it blubberment.

Bush had Katrina, Barry (Obama) has got an oily sheen on his face. Not to mention the Army Corps(e) of Engineers and their ever continuing lowest bidder blunders.

We thank the gods for the Coast Guard, they understand and yet they are caught between a rock and a hard place.

New Oilyans is no place to be a federal official of any type!!
Again.

by OddGirl July 8, 2010