"v" muscle

Something women expect all men to have in order to not be called ugly, but when men do get this, all women care about is the body of the male and not who they really are inside. So they get laid a lot. When this happens, men get blamed for being pigs. This is known as "Feminism"

Dude: Yo lovely lady, i got a good personality and a cute butt.

Lady: Ew, no sixpack, build in coffee maker of "v" muscle, go away.

Dude: But i got blankets and movies to caress you softly in!

Lady: Freak. Go away or im calling the cops.

by Poopscootch May 11, 2014

Popcorn Muscles

When your muscles are big and strong but you don't know how to use them.

"All those muscles are popcorn muscles, he's soft."
-Brandon Marshall on Joey Porter

by ninedeuce March 28, 2009

mincle

sombody u love or adore.... pronounced minsell

cian: Hey Niamh my little mincle pop!

Niamh: Fuck off Cian you stalker!

by Cheeseyboi July 6, 2009

Muntle

Originally derived from the word 'Munted' meaning: Intoxicated or feeling drunk. Can also be used to describe a small cute animal.

"Oh man I was so Muntled last night. I felt like I was part of The Muntle Empire!"

"OMG look at him. What a cute lil Muntle"

by The Muntle Empire September 20, 2011

slut muncher

A man or boy that consisantly dates sluty woman or girls.

" That guy is such a slut muncher he is dating the 3 of the sluttiest girls in the school"

by aliiandra September 6, 2007

Bean Muncher

The action by which a male eats a female’s vagina out.

OR
The action by which a male (Caucasian or Mexican) eats a Latina female’s vagina out.

Zach will do anything for a girl. He’s a real bean muncher.

by Poondestoyer-69 May 30, 2018

Floorboard muncher

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.

jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.

by D-mass November 29, 2009