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Middle school

FUCKING HELL

in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Ex:

1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?

Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!

2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!

3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)

you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
by DJ skquid October 17, 2018
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Hiker Midnight

Hiker Midnight is 9:00 pm. This is the time that the sun is definitely down and most serious and mannerly hikers will be going to sleep such that they can get 8 or more hours sleep before a daybreak departure.
It was past hiker midnight when those a*holes showed up making all kinds of noise and began cooking dinner! They kept me up half the night...Sucked!

Please do your best to arrive early or to make little noise in a campsite/shelter after 9:00 pm...
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A unusually long nipple. Generally defined as nipples being over 3/4" in length.
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