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She has nooooooooo ass at all. There’s a thing where black girls are supposed to have a ghetto booty this one got messed up in the making and was 75% off. That’s why I’m friends with her
Boy 1- yo we got a new girl and she has and Derek said all that cake is all his

Boy 2- nahhhhhh Mariah was no ass
Mariah by Ye haw October 17, 2020
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she likes to screech, howl and hiss to express herself

world's fastest pooper

red-head
has never been seen wearing flats and never will be
will bare her large teeth as a warning when threatened
has a bedazzled tooth
is unable to pronounce her L s
blunt & straight to the point
may have inherited anger issues
WOOW! a homeless girl in a fur coat just flashed her tits at me on the side of the road!
must have been a Maria
Maria by eldestPHART101 December 3, 2020

Maria Apolonia

She is an extra in a story made by Jonaxx.

Maria Hernandez

Maria is my best friend/homie she is so prettty and so nice I lover so fucken much she goes by many nicknames but she is still my homie she doesn’t get mad she gets annoyed she is hyper and fucken amazing!!!!!!
Maria Hernandez is my homie bruh!
Maria Hernandez by Lil_mc0309 January 18, 2021
a cute, smart, young girl who seems to have everything in her life together except for the fact that she has a fetish for 50 YEAR OLD MEN.

Also has strange obsession with Dean Lewis.
“My class mate is in love with her professor.”
Yikes, what a Maria. I bet she listens to Dean Lewis too🙄.”
maria by anonymous January 23, 2021
Mariam, a girl that you will never forget. A Mariam always wants to be right in every situation and won’t give up until you do. she will call you fat whenever she feels like it and constantly lower your self esteem. but she’s pretty so she gets away with it. Mariam is so pretty and cool.
“woah is that Mariam? lets get outta here
Mariam by Impostersus May 23, 2021

Mariah carey 

Eminems favorite cumdump
You’ll be my personal Mariah Carey
Mariah carey by Not Azula May 31, 2021