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Bonsai man

A threatening entity that exists in the darkest crevices of your mind. He’s behind you at all times. He enjoys long walks on the beach and Pictionary
Don’t let the Bonsai man consume your soul!
by WeatherSnake May 13, 2021
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Kinda the man

your cool, but not the coolest thing on the block.

Not the Man, but Kinda the man.
You see that guy back there with no arms? He was kinda the man.

Did you go to Joes party? Hes kinda the man!
by Hazydeth June 13, 2004
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Mumsie man

A man who calls their significant otherMommy
Kevin is a Mumsie man, he calls Sarah mommy
by Imamunch March 15, 2023
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Ohio Man

It’s a type of loser who thinks he is the president of the world but he is just an idiot who can’t get a life and should totally just die
John:Look! An Ohio man!
Amy:what’s an Ohio man?
John:an idiot like ur boyfriend
by Reshakae February 7, 2023
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Milford man

A graduate of the prestigious Milford Academy, where children are expected to be neither seen nor heard. This type of man tends to sneak through life in the same manner, being neither seen nor heard.
You can always tell a Milford man.
by jumpandyell October 3, 2008
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man crush

A strong and extremely complicated positive emotion that a straight male feels towards another male. It is by no means homosexual, although it could possibly involve some degree of sexual attraction. This is not the type of sexual attraction that one would actually pursue; it is merely a complex sort of desire out of "fantasy" that is driven by jealousy and/or great admiration.

A 'man crush' can basically be described as not a homosexual lust, but a human lust.
You know that one football player who's a senior with the perfect skin, the perfect smile, the dark short hair, the soothing voice, the easygoing and fun attitude, and the perfectly tan and fit and muscular body that has all the girls on campus going crazy? I mean, c'mon, what guy DOESN'T have a man crush on him? He's perfect... It's so unfair... LOL
by D S November 12, 2007
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man titties

A man with abnormally large breasts.
Dude, that guy has huge man titties.
by Ryan M. June 12, 2003
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