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rocky mountain fisting 

Fisting ya main hoe while wearin a large amount of rings.
Damn bitch, we was Rocky mountain fisting all night long.

rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.
Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place

pineapple mountain cake 

pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.
Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.

the mountain between us 

It's so nice laying here gazing at the stars... just you, me, and the mountain between us.

Foggy mountain mudslide 

When you secure a girl who’s large chested and coat the slopes with cum then proceed to shit on her summits cuasing a catastrophe down below.
My buddy just is legendary at the”foggy mountain mudslide”!!

Loon Mountain 

Place where people from Mass buy houses and ski. Kind of fancy. No NH residents ski there.
Oh yes we drive from Newton MA to our house at Loon Mountain in New Hampshire.
Loon Mountain by 603lord May 27, 2018