Plums life

A phrase used to swear on something and saying you’re not chatting shit

“I hit a 5G cone yesterday” “no way put that on your plums” “plums life g”

by The president of Loffey April 28, 2021

Life on the Cob

Living in the rural corn lands (Pennsylvania, Illinois, Kansas, etc.)

New Yorker: Wow, I love it here in rural Pennsylvania! I feel like I’m fending for my life!

Pennsylvanian: Well, that’s the way it is here. Life on the cob isn’t easy.

by toucansandfish March 18, 2023

kiss of life

Artificial respiration

A boy was saved with kiss of life.

by Nmorg February 22, 2010

Shit Life

Two words one might utter to explain that the situation they are in or how shitty their life is. Usually used in a jokingly matter to bring laughs in to someone's despair.

Mark: Man, my girlfriend dumped me last night cause I forgot it was her dogs birthday
Adam:That sucks man
Reggie: shit life!
Adam: haha yeah shit life

by Macindoc November 15, 2010

grimey life

Livin' that ghetto life. Doin' what you want and not givin' a fuck.

I got drunk at nine this morning, I was livin' that grimey life.

by Rolex Jr. October 4, 2007

Gacha Life

A literal sin to god and all that is pure and holy.

person 1: My favorite app is Gacha life
person 2: NEVER talk to me EVER again.

by Dumb_ass_bitch May 11, 2020

Life Crusher

Sexual threesome involving a man and a mother with her biological daughter. The result is all parties are taken to zero.

That dude took home his girlfriend & and her mom last night from the bar. I wonder if they ended up doing the Life Crusher?

by L0n3Star June 26, 2009