Well known Australian phrase used to describe the nation's top punter during a specific period. A quirk in the constitution stipulates it's a title that will forever be beyond the reach of milk distributors and supermarket and department store employees

Beyond all logic and reason, the title of King Of The Spring was bestowed upon the infamous Potato Cunt during his tumultuous 2006 reign

King Of The Spring by imdabomb82 October 27, 2010

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king Dicky

Someone who acts like a king just becasue they have a large penis.

Daywind!

You have a huge penis

I know

king Dicky bastard!

king Dicky by luvme! December 17, 2010

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King Ass Nigga

Adj- A descriptive phrase enlisting the traits African-American, wealthy, and well-hung. (slang)

(The following is a Craig's List article:)
"yo i lookn 4 my KING ASS NIGGA up in dis bich an gimme sum sweet lovn"
(Translates to: Hello, I am looking for my KING ASS NIGGer here, on Craig's List, and I plan to have intercourse with them.)

King Ass Nigga by ChrisTofu42 May 31, 2011

King Ralph'ed

The act of gaining a promotion or advancing in position, based on the sole fact of being the only available candidate.

In reference to the 1991 Comedy by the same name that features John Candy inheriting the British Crown, by virtue of being the last living blood relative in the line of succession.

"Did you hear about Bob, he just King Ralph'ed the new Team Lead position, even though Joe was way more qualified, Joe got another offer and bowed out.

King Ralph'ed by Angerisagift18 November 27, 2012

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